*studio audience chants* "WHAT... is that thing?"
And the curtains would part dramatically and I would come out to a burst of applause, wearing the latest weird thing I found at the thrift store.
What *is* it? Is it still technically a vest? I tried adding a wide cinch belt I thrifted in Japan over it. To stay with faded blues and purples and a few pops of black, I added my rhinestone button bracelet (another thing I don't know the correct name for!) I liked the look so much I added my favorite hoodie and a hat later:
Mystery vest thingie: LUX (clothing swap)
Cincher belt: unknown (Japan)
Long cloak hoodie: Prairie Underground blue suede
Rhinestone button cord bracelet: unknown (old, The CAMP)
Women's houndstooth cabbie: San Diego hat company (product link)